I just want to come right out and say that I don’t think any of this is true. I mean, how could it be?
How could the GOP be so stupid?
I suppose one way to get rid of ignorance is to read books, but really, these are the titles you choose?
Again, I’m not sure this 2015 GOP summer reading list is accurate, but I feel it needs to be reported anyways, just so you’re aware of the mentality we’re up against.
So without further ado, I give you the top books that Republicans are reading this year.
How could the GOP be so stupid?
I suppose one way to get rid of ignorance is to read books, but really, these are the titles you choose?
Again, I’m not sure this 2015 GOP summer reading list is accurate, but I feel it needs to be reported anyways, just so you’re aware of the mentality we’re up against.
So without further ado, I give you the top books that Republicans are reading this year.
The GOP Summer Reading List for 2015
Our first book is one that’s just garden-variety political reading. I’m Not Crazy I’m Just Not You is a good book to make crazy people think they’re not that crazy.
Many think that Republicans have an image problem. Many times people think they’re cooky, archaic, or just plain weird. Sometimes people even have the gall to bring that up in conversation.
When that happens, GOPers that have read this book will have awesome rebuttals just waiting to let fly.
Many think that Republicans have an image problem. Many times people think they’re cooky, archaic, or just plain weird. Sometimes people even have the gall to bring that up in conversation.
When that happens, GOPers that have read this book will have awesome rebuttals just waiting to let fly.
The problem with being a Republican today is that people are always bothering you.
How come I can’t do this? How come I pay and you don’t? How come what I used to get for free now costs money?
It drives you crazy, but with a book like Everything I Want to Do is Illegal you’ll have shoot-downs ready for any flaming liberals, food-stamp junkies, or unwed mothers that might come your way. Farmers often bitch and moan as well, but with the arguments in this book you’ll convince them to get on the federal dole. Shuts them the hell up every time.
How come I can’t do this? How come I pay and you don’t? How come what I used to get for free now costs money?
It drives you crazy, but with a book like Everything I Want to Do is Illegal you’ll have shoot-downs ready for any flaming liberals, food-stamp junkies, or unwed mothers that might come your way. Farmers often bitch and moan as well, but with the arguments in this book you’ll convince them to get on the federal dole. Shuts them the hell up every time.
Our next two selections are meant for up-and-coming CEOs and corporate governors. Pay Me the Same, Bastards is a look at the silly pay gap that the liberal media tries to perpetrate on honest GOPers just trying to create jobs. Next time Sally or Babe or Toots decides to bring up that pay gap again, you’ll be ready.
Women Work Harder is one that most GOPers will want to give to their secretaries, or administrative assistants if you use that newfangled term. It makes it clear that men are lazy and deserve to be at home with their lack of education, perhaps playing Nintendo all day. It’s all in this book, and your on the job woman will appreciate it.
Women Work Harder is one that most GOPers will want to give to their secretaries, or administrative assistants if you use that newfangled term. It makes it clear that men are lazy and deserve to be at home with their lack of education, perhaps playing Nintendo all day. It’s all in this book, and your on the job woman will appreciate it.
The GOP is known for its strong family values, and this book is all about that. Mommy Drinks because you’re bad explains to stay-at-home moms, trophy wives, and others that rack up the credit card debt that yes, it is alright to start drinking early in the day while yelling at the kids at the top of your lungs. It’s all in the book.
Alzheimer’s is a bitch, and young Republicans do not need to be burdened by that. After all, aren’t you working long hours so you too can kiss corporate ass one day? The best bet is to shuffle mom and pop off to the home as early as possible.
While there may be some guilt involved in that, this book will quickly fill your head with justifications. Oh, and if you’re having problems with arguments against Big Pharma (we all know how much you’re invested in those stocks) this book shoots that fluff down too.
While there may be some guilt involved in that, this book will quickly fill your head with justifications. Oh, and if you’re having problems with arguments against Big Pharma (we all know how much you’re invested in those stocks) this book shoots that fluff down too.
Are you a little kinky at times? It’s alright, many good Republicans are. This book lays down the ground rules on what’s acceptable behavior and what’s not.
Let’s face it, we don’t need another incident in a bathroom stall, or happenings with boys on the wrestling team, or dalliances with interns who end up in the park dead. Hmm, maybe that last one was a Democrat.
It’s so hard to keep it all straight these days, in more ways than one. If you’re one that has these thoughts, then Everyone Has Kinda Weird Sexual Thoughts is for you.
Let’s face it, we don’t need another incident in a bathroom stall, or happenings with boys on the wrestling team, or dalliances with interns who end up in the park dead. Hmm, maybe that last one was a Democrat.
It’s so hard to keep it all straight these days, in more ways than one. If you’re one that has these thoughts, then Everyone Has Kinda Weird Sexual Thoughts is for you.
Many small businesses have problems hiring illegals.
What’s the bare minimum pay? How much do I need to bribe ICE? What are the rules for household help?
It’s not always easy to answer these questions, even with the boys at the country club. That’s why What Foreigners Need to Know about America from A to Z is your indispensable resource. The updated edition has a whole new chapter on maids, as well as an index of field picker pay charts.
What’s the bare minimum pay? How much do I need to bribe ICE? What are the rules for household help?
It’s not always easy to answer these questions, even with the boys at the country club. That’s why What Foreigners Need to Know about America from A to Z is your indispensable resource. The updated edition has a whole new chapter on maids, as well as an index of field picker pay charts.
Isn’t it a real hassle when someone expects you to answer a question? Don’t worry, you’re not alone in that thinking!
This book will give you lots of insight into killing debate, ending free speech, and distracting people with cat pictures and puppy videos (trust us, it works!). A Short History of Stupid is just the book you need to bamboozle your way to the top.
This book will give you lots of insight into killing debate, ending free speech, and distracting people with cat pictures and puppy videos (trust us, it works!). A Short History of Stupid is just the book you need to bamboozle your way to the top.
It’s hard keeping a good secretary, especially the kind your wife doesn’t find out about. That’s why getting it from the mouth of a woman is the way to go, and in that department, Dr. Laura Schlessinger is the best.
10 Stupid Things Women do to Mess Up Their Lives will finally give you all the answers you’ve been waiting for, for even the silliest of actions.
10 Stupid Things Women do to Mess Up Their Lives will finally give you all the answers you’ve been waiting for, for even the silliest of actions.
Jesus Without all the CRAP is standard fare for those trying to win a campaign without letting their true religious views be known.
Worried they might chastise you for thinking Adam was riding dinosaurs? Don’t worry, those bases are covered very early on in this book. Other highlights include Revelation sing-alongs and religious accounting practices.
Worried they might chastise you for thinking Adam was riding dinosaurs? Don’t worry, those bases are covered very early on in this book. Other highlights include Revelation sing-alongs and religious accounting practices.
Don’t let anyone tell you that the Japanese nuclear disaster in 2011 is ruining the ocean or contaminating our food supply, especially those union teachers.
Beat them to the get-go by teaching your kids about nuclear radiation early, and how we can all learn to live with it. That’s why Dead Whales Can’t Wave Back has been on the bestseller lists for years now.
Beat them to the get-go by teaching your kids about nuclear radiation early, and how we can all learn to live with it. That’s why Dead Whales Can’t Wave Back has been on the bestseller lists for years now.
It’s hard being cool, isn’t it? Thankfully, you’ve already taken care of that…but how do you get to the next level?
Anybody Can be Cool…But Awesome Takes Practice is just the book for you. Written for a high school election audience, the book has actually caught fire with state legislators (if you’ve been to an ALEC meeting, you probably know why). Stop pretending and starting being – this book is a must read for young Republicans! (Log-cabin Republican version is available).
Anybody Can be Cool…But Awesome Takes Practice is just the book for you. Written for a high school election audience, the book has actually caught fire with state legislators (if you’ve been to an ALEC meeting, you probably know why). Stop pretending and starting being – this book is a must read for young Republicans! (Log-cabin Republican version is available).
We’ve all met them – stupid people. Often times they wave crappy signs and talk about the earth. That’s just a thin slice of what you’ll have to deal with while running for office, however.
To learn the wide-variety of stupid that exists in America, get Unusually Stupid Americans. Note: No Republicans were harmed during the writing of this book.
To learn the wide-variety of stupid that exists in America, get Unusually Stupid Americans. Note: No Republicans were harmed during the writing of this book.
ADD is a serious problem that Big Pharma is doing wonders to solve. That’s why this book isn’t read much anymore, though it came onto the scene again in 2012 when it was spotted in a Rick Perry staffer’s bag.
Since then Republicans all over America have come to learn that You Mean I’m Not Lazy, Stupid or Crazy has great advice in a liberal-media dominated world.
Since then Republicans all over America have come to learn that You Mean I’m Not Lazy, Stupid or Crazy has great advice in a liberal-media dominated world.
Getting bored in those test shelter practice runs? If you’re like most of us and doing your 2-day drills three times a year, then the answer is probably yes.
Break up that monotony with The Nuclear War Fun Book. There are a wide variety of activies that don’t take much in the way of supplies. What supplies they do require are already on your designated list. Start having some fun down there!
Break up that monotony with The Nuclear War Fun Book. There are a wide variety of activies that don’t take much in the way of supplies. What supplies they do require are already on your designated list. Start having some fun down there!
Well, as you can see…it’s a bit much. Some of these books are for sale on Amazon, but some have since been discontinued or are only on some GOP mailing lists or something.
If you’re concerned about America, then make sure you educate yourself. Republicans are likely reading these books, and the knowledge they learn within could be the difference between a D and an R in office.
As a nation, can we afford that?
If you’re concerned about America, then make sure you educate yourself. Republicans are likely reading these books, and the knowledge they learn within could be the difference between a D and an R in office.
As a nation, can we afford that?
