It was fun watching the continual decline of the Montana Democratic Party this week.
Their latest gambit is a COPP complaint against Christi Jacobsen. Dems had their attack blog give you the news after their lapdog reporter - Phil Drake - gave it to you in the Spitoon.
In case you don’t know, Jacobsen is running to take over the SoS job from her boss, Corey Stapleton.
Dems in Helena - mainly the blogger Don Pogreba - have a real hard-on when it comes to Stapleton.
They can’t stop talking about the guy.
Personally, I think it’s a quasi-closet-homosexual type of infatuation. I really can’t explain Don’s continual writings on Stapleton any other way.
Anyways, Stapleton is leaving that office and Dems are in a bind.
You see, they actually think a gay man can win this office.
I know, you can’t fix stupid.
Democrats don’t understand the Bible. They don’t understand God. They don’t understand that sticking your penis in another man’s ass is very, very off-putting to the majority of Montanans.
And yet they think a gay man can win this office.
Well, outwardly they think that. Inwardly, they know this race is lost to them. They wish they could get a viable candidate. They wish they could do that without alienating Bennett.
Alas, they can’t.
So the Montana Dems will have to chalk SoS up in the loss category this year.
Appeasement.
I suspect that when Bennett loses this race in 276 days, he’ll move to Seattle or San Francisco or wherever else he can get a nonprofit, gay-friendly job that has something to do with politics.
Hell, maybe Denise Juneau will give him a job.
We do know that he won’t be working in Helena. I personally think that Scott Sales will probably come out with the SoS job.
And then there’s the COPP complaint.
Old people make love faster than COPP can address a complaint.
Typically takes years for that silly office to get its shit together. When Gianforte takes over next year, it might be a good idea to look into how we can get rid of COPP once and for all.
And remember, there’s always a lot of COPP complaints that the Dems don’t want you to know about.
Montana Dems...so much talk, so little else.