Alright, you’re a self-published author…I just wanted to make sure.
Now, perhaps a more interesting question is…what you ever gotten pissed about the reviews that don’t appear on your books?
No, I’m not talking about the 8,376 reviews you want to have, I’m talking about those reviews that you know should show up, but don’t.
What the hell!
well, I tried, since you want reviews....Amazon no like! wtf?
Unfortunately, Amazon refused to publish that review, as they told her when she complained to them:
Amazon told her to go fuck herself.
I emailed Amazon after that, to figure out why they won’t allow my mom to leave a review on my book. This is what they told me:
In other words, so long as you’re an author with no family and no friends, Amazon will be your friend.
If you’re a normal human being, however, Amazon really has no use for you.
Thanks for reading…and trying to review!