Is life getting you down?
I know how that goes, and sometimes what you need is a good drink. Or maybe a hit from the bong. Or even a raging house party.
You’ll get all of those things and more in my latest fiction promo offering, Florida Sinkholes. From January 29 to February 2 this book will be free.
Let me say that again – this book is free for 5 days!
Yes, you can see those raging teenagers and their hormones running amok. Watch them get into trouble, oblivious to the danger around them. And that’s how the trap is set. Now we just wait, and let those silly teens wander right into it. SNAP!
This is B-grade horror movie stuff here, just without all the cheesy special effects. Hey, I’ve got no budget – your imagination supplies the effects.
I will supply the humor, and this book is full of it. This is a dark horror story that’s dry as hell and that might be enough to scare some of you away right now. That’s fine…I can handle it. What you might not be able to handle are the cutting remarks, edgy diatribes and flim-flam statements coming from these characters’ mouths.
On top of it all there’s sinkholes, quite a few. You might remember reading about some when I put this book up for Free Fiction Friday, way back in May of last year. Check out that excerpt to get a real taste for what this story’s about.
Or just download the book right now – it is free, after all. And while you’re at it, why not leave a review? 5-star works nice, as do 4-star. Tell your friends to leave reviews too. Tell everyone.
Thanks, and happy Florida Sinkhole-ing!
I know how that goes, and sometimes what you need is a good drink. Or maybe a hit from the bong. Or even a raging house party.
You’ll get all of those things and more in my latest fiction promo offering, Florida Sinkholes. From January 29 to February 2 this book will be free.
Let me say that again – this book is free for 5 days!
Yes, you can see those raging teenagers and their hormones running amok. Watch them get into trouble, oblivious to the danger around them. And that’s how the trap is set. Now we just wait, and let those silly teens wander right into it. SNAP!
This is B-grade horror movie stuff here, just without all the cheesy special effects. Hey, I’ve got no budget – your imagination supplies the effects.
I will supply the humor, and this book is full of it. This is a dark horror story that’s dry as hell and that might be enough to scare some of you away right now. That’s fine…I can handle it. What you might not be able to handle are the cutting remarks, edgy diatribes and flim-flam statements coming from these characters’ mouths.
On top of it all there’s sinkholes, quite a few. You might remember reading about some when I put this book up for Free Fiction Friday, way back in May of last year. Check out that excerpt to get a real taste for what this story’s about.
Or just download the book right now – it is free, after all. And while you’re at it, why not leave a review? 5-star works nice, as do 4-star. Tell your friends to leave reviews too. Tell everyone.
Thanks, and happy Florida Sinkhole-ing!
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