Have you ever stepped in a big pile of dog shit?
I bet you have. I’ve sure stepped I my fair share, even cat shit and horse shit and cow shit.
No one likes stepping in shit, but that’s exactly what a vote for Ryan Zinke on June 3 would be – the state of Montana stepping in shit.
We just don’t need shit on our shoes, and for the following reasons:
Let’s go over each one of those points in turn to find out what smells so bad about Ryan Zinke for Montana.
I bet you have. I’ve sure stepped I my fair share, even cat shit and horse shit and cow shit.
No one likes stepping in shit, but that’s exactly what a vote for Ryan Zinke on June 3 would be – the state of Montana stepping in shit.
We just don’t need shit on our shoes, and for the following reasons:
- That shit gets trampled into your house, making a mess all over the place;
- Once you get shit embedded into your shoe it’s damn hard to clean it out;
- Shitty shoes just smell bad.
Let’s go over each one of those points in turn to find out what smells so bad about Ryan Zinke for Montana.
A Mess in the House
No one wants a mess in their house, but when you track shit in that’s what you get.
Now, sometimes we don’t know we’ve got shit on our shoes when this unthinkable act occurs. Sometimes we think our shoes are clean.
Ryan Zinke is trying to convince Montana that their shoes are clean, when in fact they’re covered in shit. What does it look like? Well, that out of state money you’re watching on TV during the commercial breaks, that’s what.
And when that out of state money is on the TV before an election, you know damn well it’s going to be a whole lot more places when it’s all said and done.
We don’t need Ryan Zinke tracking that kind of shit into our house here in Montana.
Now, sometimes we don’t know we’ve got shit on our shoes when this unthinkable act occurs. Sometimes we think our shoes are clean.
Ryan Zinke is trying to convince Montana that their shoes are clean, when in fact they’re covered in shit. What does it look like? Well, that out of state money you’re watching on TV during the commercial breaks, that’s what.
And when that out of state money is on the TV before an election, you know damn well it’s going to be a whole lot more places when it’s all said and done.
We don’t need Ryan Zinke tracking that kind of shit into our house here in Montana.
Cleaning Shit Up After It’s There
Have you ever tried to clean dog shit off of your shoe?
There are a few ways that work best:
Those are all pretty shitty tasks, but they get the job done. You just can’t leave shit on your shoes!
If Ryan Zinke were to get elected in the June 3 Montana primary then we’d have a lot of shit to clean off our shoes here in Big Sky Country. I’m not sure a stick, a faucet, or even a plastic bag would do the trick.
See, those outside interests would have their hooks in us. That’s awfully hard to fix, takes time, and might make you gag – just like those shitty shoes.
There are a few ways that work best:
- Using a stick to get into the traction lines on your shoe;
- Taking the shoe off and putting it under the outdoor faucet at full blast;
- Putting your hand in a plastic bag and actually working your fingers into the shit.
Those are all pretty shitty tasks, but they get the job done. You just can’t leave shit on your shoes!
If Ryan Zinke were to get elected in the June 3 Montana primary then we’d have a lot of shit to clean off our shoes here in Big Sky Country. I’m not sure a stick, a faucet, or even a plastic bag would do the trick.
See, those outside interests would have their hooks in us. That’s awfully hard to fix, takes time, and might make you gag – just like those shitty shoes.
It Smells Like Shit
Zinke and Rove That’s what shitty shoes smell like – shit.
Have you ever stepped in dog shit and then figured it out? Maybe it was the smell that tipped you off, maybe another’s reaction to it. Yes, the worst is when you get immune to it just because it’s on your own shoes!
Montana will be like a shitty shoe if Ryan Zinke were to get elected on June 3. Other representatives in Washington would shy away from us, smile and nod, but offer no reason why they can’t be seen with us.
It’s simple – we’ve got shit on our shoes!
Sure, there are other Shitty Shoes out there, and they’ll have to band together. You’ll see them working together to bilk the American people out of their savings, defund our basic services, and ensure any future in America is only for those with golden spoons in their mouth.
Maybe that’s what we need – a golden spoon to clean that shit from that shoe.
It’s worth a try, and if we’re unfortunate enough to have Ryan Zinke heading to the General Election after June 3 then we might just have to ask him if we can borrow his. If the interest rates aren’t too high of course.
Have you ever stepped in dog shit and then figured it out? Maybe it was the smell that tipped you off, maybe another’s reaction to it. Yes, the worst is when you get immune to it just because it’s on your own shoes!
Montana will be like a shitty shoe if Ryan Zinke were to get elected on June 3. Other representatives in Washington would shy away from us, smile and nod, but offer no reason why they can’t be seen with us.
It’s simple – we’ve got shit on our shoes!
Sure, there are other Shitty Shoes out there, and they’ll have to band together. You’ll see them working together to bilk the American people out of their savings, defund our basic services, and ensure any future in America is only for those with golden spoons in their mouth.
Maybe that’s what we need – a golden spoon to clean that shit from that shoe.
It’s worth a try, and if we’re unfortunate enough to have Ryan Zinke heading to the General Election after June 3 then we might just have to ask him if we can borrow his. If the interest rates aren’t too high of course.
